Mark Consuelos’s ‘9-Inch Chorizo’ Wants to Break Free in a Skintight Spandex Uniform

Mark Consuelos in a wrestling singlet
credit: YouTube (screenshot)

Live morning television got very homoerotic this week.

On Thursday, Live with Kelly and Mark dived head first into Sean Cody fantasy territory compliments of co-host Mark Consuelos flashing his bulging muscles as he poured himself into a University of Michigan wrestling singlet to spar with a college athlete. Michigan boys know how to party!

While his wife, Kelly Ripa, watched from the sidelines, the 52-year-old got into the ring with Mason Parris, a buff University of Michigan athlete who is considered to be “the most dominant wrestler in college.” This is a lot to take in before we’ve even had our first cup of coffee!

“Mason, just remember, he is your father’s age, so just take it easy on him,” Ripa said of her hunky hubby to the young jock.

Once the match started it was evident that the former All My Children star was way out of his league.

Performing a series of aggressive moves, Parris tossed Consuelos around like a rag doll by lifting him over his shoulders, rolling him on the floor, mounting him from the back, and eventually pinning him down to the mat.

While Consuelos tried to put up a fight, he eventually relented and gave in to his younger competitor. It’s all about relinquishing control!

Check out more of Consuelos and Parris’ horselplay below:

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