Yes, the rumours about Danny Dyer are totally true.
Last night’s episode saw Danny debut a new acting partner – his trouser snake. Having previously confirmed to Keith Lemon on Celebrity Juice that his nether regions are sizable, he decided that the EastEnders episode, which centred around preparations for the Square’s pageant, was a good time to prove it to tea time viewers.
In other words, little Danny had several moments in the spotlight during the episode, thanks to an incredibly snug pair of chinos.
In the first instance, Mick Carter, Danny’s onscreen alter ego, entered the kitchen where wife Linda and pal Sharon were having a cuppa.
‘I think these are a little tight, don’t you?’ he asked, showing off the ill-fitting trousers, and with it his eye-catching package.
Sharon quipped: ‘So the rumours are true!’ Yes it most definitely appears they are.
Then, mini Mick popped back up, so to speak, just as the Walford lot were preparing for the pageant.
As Denny was having his knuckles wrapped for peeping on the girls getting changed, someone was straining to get their fifteen minutes of fame. It probably deserves an NTA after that performance.
Naturally, it did not go unnoticed.
That was all a lovely distraction from the drama the Carters are currently facing, given the current state of their financial affairs. And Lee’s lies seem to be about to unravel.
Well at least Mick Carter just gave everyone an early Christmas present.
