Well, this was a BIG surprise!

There’s never enough peen in movies, so we’re always on the lookout for more male full frontal scenes. And this one we just discovered is a GOODIE!

Remember A Million Little Pieces? The “memoir” by James Frey about his drug addiction that was a huge sensation and even wound up on Oprah Winfrey‘s book club — before it was outed as being totally fake?

Well, it was re-marketed as a “semi-fictional” novel, and for some reason someone thought it was a good idea to make a movie out of it — despite all the bad will towards it from a nation which felt betrayed. (We mean, the man lied to OPRAH!)

Anyway, it’s been finished since the Toronto International Film Festival in 2018 but has been sitting on the shelf for ages before quietly being released straight to home video earlier this month. Naturally the film had a lot to overcome, being an adaptation of a now-hated book, and by all accounts it did not change hearts and minds; it currently has a 27% on Rotten Tomatoes. Ouch.

However, it did give us one thing we’ll treasure forever — multiple full frontal scenes from star Aaron Taylor-Johnson!

You may know Aaron from his roles in Nowhere Boy or Godzilla or Avengers: Age Of Ultron (he was the other Quicksilver that wasn’t Evan Peters) — but soon you’ll know him for his biggest part. Behold!

Yeah, that’s from the opening scene of the movie! He dances around high and naked, big flaccid penis flopping around in slow motion as the credits roll.

A million little pieces. One big one.

How did we not hear about this earlier?? Well, it may have something to do with Aaron’s other movie at TIFF last year — Outlaw King, in which co-star Chris Pine also showed HIS penis! Bigger star, bigger story.

Innerestingly, the film was directed by Aaron’s wife, Sam Taylor-Johnson (above). Obviously she knew exactly what her lead actor was working with and decided she was fine with showing it to the world.

Fun fact: Sam was also the director of the first Fifty Shades Of Gray movie, in which the world was cheated out of seeing star Jamie Dornan‘s peen. Maybe this is the filmmaker feeling like she owed us one?

Well, consider the debt paid in full, gurl!

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