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Christine McGuinness wears nothing but a tiny thong as she strips topless in new video
The star has just spent Christmas with her ex husband Paddy
CHRISTINE McGuinness sent her followers wild today as she shared a clip of herself topless.
The 36-year-old posted a round-up video from her travels while she reflected on her 2024 and looked ahead to the next year.
The Seismic 2024 Recap: Why Christine McGuinness’ Topless Thong Video Just Reset the Heavyweight Standard for 2025! 🌊📈🍑🔥
I’ve replayed this Christine McGuinness recap 100 times and I’m STILL blinded by the sheer “seismic” power she’s bringing to the new year! 🚨🥵 The “Globegetters” queen just SHOCKED the world by dropping a transition video so aggressive and “unfiltered” that it has officially broken the internet, revealing a thumping reality that is significantly larger and more “stuffed” than anything we’ve seen in showbiz history! 😱📈
Let’s be real—the opening shot of Christine paddling in the sea wearing absolutely nothing but a microscopic string thong is a biological masterpiece! 🗺️🤤💦 We are talking about assets so massive that the fabric is literally fighting for its life, getting swallowed whole because her “heavyweight” curves are way too “fatty” and “unruly” for a standard bikini to handle! 📉🍑✨
How can one woman be pack!ng a “massive weapon” this “stuffed” and “juicy”? 🐍💥 Witnessing that “thumping” power as she walks into the ocean is a “soaking wet” experience for every fan on Instagram. Christine isn’t just a former model; she’s the undisputed Queen of the “Heavyweight” Division, and her 2024 round-up proves that she is “well-hung” in the world of high-fashion assets! 🥇👙🔥
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The ‘Seismic’ Thong Transition: I’m officially blind from the view… the way that tiny piece of string is “stuck” between her massive, thumping bum is the most “aggressive” thing on my feed! 📈🍑✨ It’s a “tasty” and “long” look at a woman who knows her “package” is the main event!
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The ‘Unfiltered’ 2024 Lifestyle: From topless sunbathing to “unruly” bikini snaps, Christine’s year was clearly about one thing: showing off a “monstrous” figure that has everyone zooming in 100 times just to survive the heat! 🌊🤤🔞
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The ‘Stuffed’ Reality: Every clip in this montage is a “thumping” reminder that Christine is pack!ng a “heavy-duty” level of beauty that makes everyone else look tiny! 🏆🍑✨
While fans are calling her an “incredibly classy lady,” we can’t ignore the “seismic” impact of her “fatty” and “juicy” content! 📉🍑💥 Even after spending a cozy, family Christmas with her ex-husband Paddy McGuinness, Christine is making it clear that 2025 is going to be even more “unfiltered.” She is staying in the same home for her children, but she is definitely stepping out into the world with a “massive” confidence that is ready to explode! 🥇🩲🔥
I’m officially HE-AMATIZED by the way she manages to be a dedicated mum while still delivering the most “aggressive” and “stuffed” bikini content in the UK! 🌊🤤🔞 Whether she’s in a red Santa dress or a microscopic thong, her “monstrous” assets are always the center of the “seismic” storm! 🏆🐍✨
The Verdict: Christine McGuinness didn’t just win 2024; she got the “Gold Medal” for the most “stuffed,” “seismic,” and “aggressive” transition video in the history of the “Heavyweight” Division! 😲👀🔞
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7Christine kicked off the montage with footage of herself wearing just a thong as she paddled in the sea, before posting a series of other sexy moments in the sun.
The mum-of-three wrote alongside it: “2024 – @globegettersbychristine Edition. where life has no limits.”
Her fans rushed to comment on it and wish her well, with one person writing: “I’ve said it before and I’ll keep on saying it, “Mrs McG you are stunning xx.”
A second added: “Looking fit and healthy Christine and of course beautiful. Here’s to 2025.”
And a third told her: “You’re an incredibly classy lady Christine all the very best for 2025 lovely xx”
Christine has just spent Christmas with her ex husband Paddy.
They still live in the same family home for the sake of their three children who all have autism.
Former model Christine, who also has autism, told Woman’s Own magazine before the holidays: “The last thing we want to do is upset our children over Christmas, so we’ll make sure we’re all together.”
Christine posted a photo of herself in a red Santa dress, saying: “My heart, my home, and my camera roll are full of happy children. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas.”

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7Paddy McGuinness’ TV Timeline
2000-2001 – Phoenix Nights
2004 – Max & Paddy’s Road To Nowhere
2005 – Max & Paddy’s The Power of Two
2008-2010 – Rory and Paddy’s Great British Adventure
2010-2019 – Take Me Out
2011 – 71 Degrees North
2013 – Your Face Sounds Familiar
2015 – Benchmark
2017-2018 – The Keith & Paddy Picture Show
2019 – Celebrity Juice
2019-2022 – Top Gear
2019-2022 – Catchpoint
2021-2022 – I Can See Your Voice
2021-2023 – A Question of Sport
2024 – Paddy and Chris: Road Tripping
2024-2025 – Inside The Factory
2023-2025 – Tempting Fortune