Katherine Ryan uses lemons to keep nipples perky as she says ‘I’m a mammal’

Comedian Katherine Ryan has a special trick to keep her nipples looking “erect” after initially having breast implants fitted – and it involves citrus fruit tips

Katherine Ryan left fans gobsmacked when she revealed the cheeky lemon trick she uses to keep her nipples perky.

The comedian was appearing on Grace Dent’s Comfort Eating podcast when she got honest about her boobs, confessing she finds erect nipples “aesthetically pleasing” as it reminds her that humans are mammals. Grace kicked things off by asking: “Before the boob job, did you keep things in your bra?”

Katherine responded: “Of course I did, Grace! You know what’s a great one? I might do this now. So I think a visible nipple, like an erect nipple, is really aesthetically pleasing.

“It drives men wild, because they can see that you’re a mammal. They’re like, ‘Wait a minute!’ So if you cut off the ends of a lemon, just the end, and you put the lemon rind in your bra, that makes a really convincing nipple.”

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Katherine Ryan uses lemons to keep her nipples perky(Image: Getty Images)

Katherine proceeded to offer to show Grace how it’s done live on-air if she had a lemon to hand, but added: “But that’s not enough, because you’re using the end of the lemon. So the best convincing breast that I got was, I started using water balloons, but water was too heavy, it wasn’t the right texture.

“Then we saw in a movie that girls were using custard and pudding, rice pudding. We experimented a lot with that. So custard turned out to be the best. Custard with a little lemon at the end makes a great boob.”

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The star admitted she regrets her breast implants(Image: David Dyson/Daily Mirror)

Katherine recently discussed having her breast implants removed after expressing her regret at going for an enlargement, explaining in 2021: “The only thing that’s preventing me from getting them out now is finding the time. I was pregnant for 18 months and now I’m breastfeeding. But now I think they were such an emblem of the noughties — they’re like a lower-back tattoo.

“When I was in high school, I certainly knew about plastic surgery and I valued being beautiful. I thought plastic surgery was an aspirational, very Hollywood thing that rich people could do. I wanted to be feminine, and I wanted to be liked. So I got breast implants. And they were great.”

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She uses custard and rice pudding to make fake boobs(Image: WireImage)

She added: “I thought it was so amazing that they could change the way they looked with science. I had a checklist of surgeries, all part of my plan for becoming a nice girl who’s pretty and tanned. I wanted to alter things, not for any deep dark body dysmorphia. Just… curiosity.”