Katie Price ranks ALL her exes on lewd sex scale – from ‘fat Greek Pete’ to ‘depraved’ Alex Reid

Mouthy Katie Price has been no stranger to spouting off about her sex life in endless personal appearances and her handful of autobiographies – but it was the lewd sex scale which shocked even her hardiest of fans

Mouthy Katie Price ranked her lovers in a lewd sex list, veering from penis size to body shape.

The disgraced star, who ditched residential rehab after just 24 hours because her room smelt of cabbage, is known for her outlandish descriptions of nooky – with chapters of her books being devoted to bonking.

And, like any proud woman with no inhibitions, Katie has made no secret of her love of life between the sheets (and out in the stables!)

But, in recently unearthed interviews, mum of five Katie, 40, rates her lovers – with some coming out on top – and others leaving her shattered with their shocking depravity.

From the “fat Greek” Peter Andre to Alex Reid’s disturbing array of sex toys – here’s Katie’s scandalous and very salacious sex life in her own words.

Dane Bowers: 1998 to 2000

British pop star Dane Bowers and British glamour model Jordan arrive at the UK premiere of the film “Any Given Sunday” on March 29, 2000 in London.(Image: Getty Images)

Slurring during an event in 2016, she said: It’s an old truth, Dane f***** me when I was six months pregnant with his f****** toe, big f****** deal. That was years ago.

“Since Dane, I’ve been married twice.”

She had actually been married three times by then but who is counting!

Dwight York: 2000 – 2001

Dwight Yorke and Katie Price pictured in 2001(Image: Clive Mason/ALLSPORT)

During her very short lived live tour last year Katie went on to speak about her past lovers.

Dad of Harvey Dwight got a roasting.

After telling the audience she was wearing no knickers, she admitted: “They say ‘Once you’ve had black you never go back. And I did!” she said.

Peter Andre: 2004-2009

Peter and Katie back in 2006(Image: ITV)

Katie, who previously said Peter Andre was the love of her life, later seemed to have changed her mind about her husband

“They said ‘Once you’ve had Greek you’ve hit your peak’. Well I didn’t!”

She also dubbed him the “fat Greek” in the sack

“Pete was the love of my life, but he was short. I thought he was fit but so short,” she told the audience at one of her solo shows in 2017.

“Why is it that when I meet the man they are fit, then when they are with me they get fat? They are happy, that’s why.”

Alex Reid: 2000-2011

Katie Price and Alex Reid actually got married(Image: ITV)

Katie Price has opened up about ex husband Alex Reid’s “vile” depravity in the bedroom – revealing how his dark sexual fantasies left her “frightened.” In her autobiography Katie reveals her marriage to cross dressing cage fighter Alex took a dark turn as she claims he asked her to perform “obscene” sex acts on him. The pair, who split in 2011, have not been on the best of terms since their divorce but Katie explains in her book Love, Lipstick and Lies that the months before their split were “hellish”

Alex Reid as Roxanne(Image: Getty )

Speaking of their sex life, Katie says: “Think of the most disturbing porn you could imagine, and times that by ten. Only then are you getting close to what I witnessed and what Alex wanted me to join in with.

“By the time we split up his sleazy, sordid behaviour had left me feeling disturbed, vulnerable and frightened.”

Katie says: “I’ve tried a few things in my time, but I’d never before f***** a man dressed up as a woman who happened to be my husband. I felt as if I was crossing a line, going to a dark place where there were no boundaries, where there was no normal.”

The final straw in their relationship was when Katie claims she walked in on her husband performing a sex act with the help of a sex toy on her dressing table.

Leo Penna: 1999-2000

Katie and Leo were on and off for a few years(Image: TWITTER)

Katie spoke about Leo’s penis size in a rather crude way back in 2016.

She said : “Leo [Penna, Katie’s former Argentine model fiancé]. I used to get cystitis all the time with it, honestly. I am being crude but when it goes in it’s like, ‘Ugh’. He was big but I can’t even remember.

“There’s nothing worse than sitting on the toilet for a little drip to come out to burn the f**k out of you. If someone’s got a big dick, it hurts, [they won’t understand if you say], ‘Oh hang on, that f**king hurts’.”

Danny Cipriani: 2011

(Image: Getty Images)

In a newspaper column she wrote: “One thing I just don’t get is why Danny is always referred to as a rugby hunk.

“In my experience he was a bit — erm — lean in the most obvious departments.

“That’s why I nicknamed him Danny Chipolata. He can no longer hit any of the right spots on the rugby field and hecertainly can’t find them on a woman.

Kieran Hayler 2011-2018

Katie and Kieran finally split in May after a turbulent marriage(Image: Getty Images Europe)

She quickly added: “Kieran’s is big as well – Google it, I can only have the tip.”